Chopin beats & droppin Brahms.

Get that lame shit outta here!
February 14, 2009, 5:53 pm
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“Hey baby, what’s your sign?”
“Do not enter”

“How do you like your eggs in the morning?”

“If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.”
“If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.”

“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I and U together”
Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put F and U

“Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
“did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?”

“Where have you been all my life”
“Hiding from you….how the hell did you find me?”

“I would die for you…”
“Prove it”

” I’m all you’ve got good lookin’”
“then I must not have alot”

“Haven’t I seen you someplace before?”
“Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore”

“Is this seat empty?”
“Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.”

“So, wanna go back to my place?”
“Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?”

“I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
“It’s in the phone book.”

“But I don’t know your name.”
“That’s in the phone book too.”

“What sign were you born under?”
“No Parking.”

“I know how to please a woman.”
“Then please leave me alone.”  AHAHAHAHHA

“Haven’t we met before?”
“Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.”

“I want to give myself to you.”
“Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.” AHAHAHAHAHA

“I can tell that you want me.”
“Ohhhh. You’re so right. I want you… to leave.”

“Hey, baby, What’s your sign?”

“Hey cutie, how ’bout you and I hitting the hot spots?”
“Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.”

“May I see you pretty soon?”
“Why? Don’t you think I’m pretty now?”

“Your body is like a temple.”
“Sorry, there are no services today.”

“I’d go through anything for you.”
“Good! Let’s start with your bank account.”

“I would go to the end of the world for you”
“Yes, but would you stay there?”

“Your place or mine?”
“Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.”

If you are looking at a girl and she says “What are you looking at?”
say “I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken.”

Does beauty run in your family?
It obviously doesn’t in yours!

What’s your name sexy?

“You look like a dream.”
“Go back to sleep.”


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thank you for the laughs.

yours truly,
kim ;]

Comment by kimberls.

is there a keg in those pants cuz i want to tap that ass…ahahaha….ouch

Comment by red beef

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