Chopin beats & droppin Brahms.


shmalentine’s day
February 10, 2010, 5:09 pm
Filed under: Uncategorized

source: stonesthrow.com

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I’m taking cardio dance class to fill up units and retain my full-time student citizenship at the Mount. My teacher likes to jazz things up (pun intended) a bit by mixing different styles of dancing into heart-pumping cardio work outs.

From stripteasing, to fist pumping, to rejecting, this girl makes us get DOWN.

Except today.

When I walked in she was playing the Rated R cd by Rihanna and I was super stoked to break a sweat, and break my neck on the dance floor.

You can imagine my surprise when she turned one of her songs into a lyrical number.

EXCUSE ME MISS, I AM NOT A LYRICAL DANCER
I’M A LYRICAL GANGSTA! (MURDURRAA)

She made us do moves I can’t pronounce, crawl on the floor, and use phrases like “jungle cats” to describe us.
I for one, am not a ballerina. I will never move like a ballerina.

EVER

She is waaaaaay to flexible for her own good. And for all you guys reading this who are slightly turned on by that.

EW.

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